My poor husband is a legit pizzaiolo and I decided to make him an atrocity (pizza) using pre-made/par-baked crust. I think the best way to describe the creation is soup-y
by Ambitious-Fun-2599
33 Comments
theguytomeet
My stomach hurts.
No-Blueberry-1823
Was he intoxicated?
LightofPhoenixz
It’s a hot mess. If the flavor is there I might eat that stuff.
zeejay772
What even is this
SousVideDiaper
You can’t post a monster like this and not tell us what’s on it. To me it looks like a shit ton of ricotta and/or a similar cheese, with cherry tomatoes and… figs? Or some kind of cured meat?
theeblackestblue
Is he ok?? Still with us??
REDDIT_A_Troll_Forum
Your supposed to be making sure this doesn’t happen, 🤔 try factory reset see if he fixes himself.
naijasglock
When is he due?
FantasticBreadfruit8
He’s a trooper for eating that. That said, it looks terrible but no matter what, pizza tastes pretty good in my experience. One of the hardest foods to mess up.
Servile-PastaLover
In the dark, all women are beautiful.
Wabbit_Wampage
This looks like curdled sour cream & sperm casserole with pickled pepperonis. Your husband must love you more than life itself.
HandlebarStacheMan
He may have been desperate for pizza, and desperate people will do desperate and unexplainable things.
Pcriz
*ex* husband
antclayton
It looks like every ingredient was out of date when they started cooking
AnthonyMiqo
I’d eat it.
Expensive-Safe-6820
Are you trying to kill him, poison , hurt, or torture the man?
GlitterMeAndThePony
He definitely blew the bathroom up
Phaaze13
A for effort and a great husband. But still a crime.
knitternerd
How? Like, logistically?
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No_Atmosphere_2186
He either really loves pizza or really loves you 😂
Fine-Refrigerator-56
He’s a good dude, albeit one with questionable diet, and YOU are the pizza crime
Out-There1013
That literally looks like it’s straight off the old Ninja Turtles cartoon. And April and Splinter are looking on in disgust as Mikey devours it.
Ambitious-Fun-2599
These comments are hilarious
*IN MY DEFENSE* He told me to make it for him how I’d make it for myself! He knows I make myself extremely questionable things!
Dicky_Penisburg
Listen, if you ever decide to commit a crime like this again, run *everything* through a cheesecloth before putting it on a pizza.
MizMeowMeow
OH, DEAR GODS!! What have you done?!
Confident_Clue_9520
Are you guys still married?
BeefWellingtonSpeedo
The longer I look at it the worse it gets..
schoolruler
Why are we here just to suffer?
natteulven
Wtf is this
Elegant_Gear4631
I’m sorry to hear of your husband’s passing.
jmaneater
He loves you so much lol
Loud_Chapter1423
This sub regularly features some of the worst things I’ve ever seen. Pizza is meant to bring joy tf is wrong with some of y’all lol
33 Comments
My stomach hurts.
Was he intoxicated?
It’s a hot mess. If the flavor is there I might eat that stuff.
What even is this
You can’t post a monster like this and not tell us what’s on it. To me it looks like a shit ton of ricotta and/or a similar cheese, with cherry tomatoes and… figs? Or some kind of cured meat?
Is he ok?? Still with us??
Your supposed to be making sure this doesn’t happen, 🤔 try factory reset see if he fixes himself.
When is he due?
He’s a trooper for eating that. That said, it looks terrible but no matter what, pizza tastes pretty good in my experience. One of the hardest foods to mess up.
In the dark, all women are beautiful.
This looks like curdled sour cream & sperm casserole with pickled pepperonis. Your husband must love you more than life itself.
He may have been desperate for pizza, and desperate people will do desperate and unexplainable things.
*ex* husband
It looks like every ingredient was out of date when they started cooking
I’d eat it.
Are you trying to kill him, poison , hurt, or torture the man?
He definitely blew the bathroom up
A for effort and a great husband. But still a crime.
How? Like, logistically?
[deleted]
He either really loves pizza or really loves you 😂
He’s a good dude, albeit one with questionable diet, and YOU are the pizza crime
That literally looks like it’s straight off the old Ninja Turtles cartoon. And April and Splinter are looking on in disgust as Mikey devours it.
These comments are hilarious
*IN MY DEFENSE*
He told me to make it for him how I’d make it for myself! He knows I make myself extremely questionable things!
Listen, if you ever decide to commit a crime like this again, run *everything* through a cheesecloth before putting it on a pizza.
OH, DEAR GODS!! What have you done?!
Are you guys still married?
The longer I look at it the worse it gets..
Why are we here just to suffer?
Wtf is this
I’m sorry to hear of your husband’s passing.
He loves you so much lol
This sub regularly features some of the worst things I’ve ever seen. Pizza is meant to bring joy tf is wrong with some of y’all lol